Dunno if it's ban worthy, but this guy http://www.cracked.com/members/CorpusDelicti/ is OnoSendai, the guy who's running that blog that he thinks is actually hurting Cracked. He's on John's article today advertising his site.
Cheese's article again, this time responding to another commenter who said he was glad to see Cheese back:
Here's his crappy "Cracked parody" blog to confirm that it's called Crocked and he's not just having bizarrely specific typo problems.
There were also several posts on his "We're so big and important and Cracked will fall to our might" blog bragging about how he's using a TOR browser to get around the IP ban and encouraging others to do likewise, but I've no desire to give the asshole more traffic by digging them out again, and they don't specifically mention this account.
If you can read this, you have to call the police. We were at a meeting with Wong and he won't let us leave. He's keeping us in a cage made of his toenail clippings and only lets us out to mod the workshop. Most of the others are already dead. Tell them to bring armed backup, he has a shitload of military grade weaponry under his desk. Oh god he's coming ba
This is where it's helpful to have one button that deletes all of a user's comments in one shot.
That guy is either 13 or somewhat mentally unstable (he's posted elsewhere that he's going to contact Anonymous to come after us, and that he has personally contacted the shareholders of Demand over the fact that he wasn't allowed to keep screaming insults in our comment section). I guess it's not his fault in either case...