Oh, Cracked, you certainly CAN be funny sometimes, I have to admit :D !
(cross-posted to our Tumblr: http://cheesy-wongs.tumblr.com/ )
Sunday, December 16, 2012
I just wanted to be honest when making a new Cracked account :P
Oh, Cracked, you certainly CAN be funny sometimes, I have to admit :D !
(cross-posted to our Tumblr: http://cheesy-wongs.tumblr.com/ )
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Karl Smalldick Shows His True Colors: Yellow And Brown
Yes indeed, in his latest comments on his sad little blargh he reponds to rational, intelligent people asking simple, innocuous questions:
http://karlsmallwood.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/meet-the-most-hilariously-misguided-people-on-the-internet/
Please, go there and observe his misspelled, arrogant attempts at sublety. He needs the pagehits.
(Oh, why is he yellow? Observe the comment about deleting my comment, "because fuck him". When I asked him to come here and try to imitate a human being for a discussion, he refused, saying "I can't control the environment there" Translation: "I can't delete the comments that ask me serious questions, nor respond by using profanities and insults").
(Why brown? That's the color of his nose from keeping it buried in Pargin and Leighty's asses).
He's definitely a Cracked writer.
http://karlsmallwood.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/meet-the-most-hilariously-misguided-people-on-the-internet/
Please, go there and observe his misspelled, arrogant attempts at sublety. He needs the pagehits.
(Oh, why is he yellow? Observe the comment about deleting my comment, "because fuck him". When I asked him to come here and try to imitate a human being for a discussion, he refused, saying "I can't control the environment there" Translation: "I can't delete the comments that ask me serious questions, nor respond by using profanities and insults").
(Why brown? That's the color of his nose from keeping it buried in Pargin and Leighty's asses).
He's definitely a Cracked writer.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Stay Classy, Cracked...
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
It Was The Dawn Of A New Age...
An alternative comedy website that actually likes and respects its readers! How revolutionary!
Comments are completely unmoderated, you just have to sign in with a Google account or LiveID, because the last thing any website needs is little, cowardly anonymous trolls from a larger comedy website that is scared of us posting nasty little BLAARRGHs, hehe...
Writers are encouraged, nay, forced at gunpoint, to write for us on any subject YOU choose, (we've found that the whole "at gunpoint" thing really gets the creative juices flowing). You can also make MONEY doing it. (If we ever make any).
Come one, come all! If you can't come, bring someone who can!
The year is 2012.
The name of the place: Babylon 5.
Oh, I mean there, at crackedparody.blogspot.com, lol.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Enough Is Enough
"There comes a time when you must choose between what is easy and what is right."
Time to drop the bomb. Demand Media is the group behind Cracked. They haven't been happy for awhile about our resident drunk, and Pargin has made every effort to squash this whole incident involving his embarrassing best bud, just to make sure that they don't find out about his latest, (in a long line), of fuckups.
Guess what? They are about to find out. Money talks and drunks and sycophants walk.
Cracked has been sending it's intellectual giants over here to try to distract me or debate me to death or whatever scared fools do, but guess what? I didn't start this blog as a debate forum, nor as a rage page, I started this to expose a wrong. That simple. I'm bringing something the internet isn't used to and hates. Honesty. Because, I have all that I want and nothing to lose. I have a house, money in the bank and many successful books published and I can be your worst enemy if you fuck with me. And Cracked did. They broke up a family of commenters that I knew as friends, that did nothing more than ask what happened when a writer we all used to respect turned bitter and attacked us. And his BFF, Jason Pargin, (Wong), defended him and lied about what happened. After banning us and deleting our accounts so we couldn't say differently.
So, guess what? Enough is finally enough. Major websites have been contacted and expressed interest, (to put it mildly. The irony of a comedy website despising it's readers is lost on no one), and now Demand Media is being enlightened about the hideous mess it's backing.
The best is yet to come and fuck you if you don't like it. Because I'm doing this for my friends, no one else.
Because I can.
And because they deserve it.
Sue me.
Guess what? They are about to find out. Money talks and drunks and sycophants walk.
Cracked has been sending it's intellectual giants over here to try to distract me or debate me to death or whatever scared fools do, but guess what? I didn't start this blog as a debate forum, nor as a rage page, I started this to expose a wrong. That simple. I'm bringing something the internet isn't used to and hates. Honesty. Because, I have all that I want and nothing to lose. I have a house, money in the bank and many successful books published and I can be your worst enemy if you fuck with me. And Cracked did. They broke up a family of commenters that I knew as friends, that did nothing more than ask what happened when a writer we all used to respect turned bitter and attacked us. And his BFF, Jason Pargin, (Wong), defended him and lied about what happened. After banning us and deleting our accounts so we couldn't say differently.
So, guess what? Enough is finally enough. Major websites have been contacted and expressed interest, (to put it mildly. The irony of a comedy website despising it's readers is lost on no one), and now Demand Media is being enlightened about the hideous mess it's backing.
The best is yet to come and fuck you if you don't like it. Because I'm doing this for my friends, no one else.
Because I can.
And because they deserve it.
Sue me.
Monday, December 10, 2012
Why I'm Doing This
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." H.L. Mencken
Because I feel like it, for one thing. Actually, the honest-to-God reason why is that Cracked destroyed a community of friends in an effort to defend it's resident drunk. A drunk that went too far by mocking and deriding the comedy that his own website employs, and it's readers enjoy. Hell, his own name is a pun, yet according to him, anyone that likes puns is the scum of the earth.
I could go on, but that story is covered at length here and other places. The point that shocked and devastated everyone involved is, using one excuse, (a supposed death threat on his Facebook page), his buddy, Jason Pargin, (David Wong), used a scorched-earth approach and banned/deleted hundreds of commenters that had been faithful readers for years, in some cases.
And us commenters were a family. We knew each other, we laughed, joked, made intelligent witticisms and generally just enjoyed each other's company. Thrown to the winds by a "comedy" website that tries so hard to pull off a carefree, "look at us, we're funny!" attitude that has now been shown to be a facade.
To expose the truth, that simple. To tap the internet on the shoulder and say, "Look at this clusterfuck by Cracked.com, a "yuk,yuk comedy" site". Is this worth the outrage and hurt we feel? Or, is it time to apply Head On to our sore rectums and move on?"
I could go on, but I really don't care if some of you don't "get" it.
We do.
That's all that counts.
Because I feel like it, for one thing. Actually, the honest-to-God reason why is that Cracked destroyed a community of friends in an effort to defend it's resident drunk. A drunk that went too far by mocking and deriding the comedy that his own website employs, and it's readers enjoy. Hell, his own name is a pun, yet according to him, anyone that likes puns is the scum of the earth.
I could go on, but that story is covered at length here and other places. The point that shocked and devastated everyone involved is, using one excuse, (a supposed death threat on his Facebook page), his buddy, Jason Pargin, (David Wong), used a scorched-earth approach and banned/deleted hundreds of commenters that had been faithful readers for years, in some cases.
And us commenters were a family. We knew each other, we laughed, joked, made intelligent witticisms and generally just enjoyed each other's company. Thrown to the winds by a "comedy" website that tries so hard to pull off a carefree, "look at us, we're funny!" attitude that has now been shown to be a facade.
To expose the truth, that simple. To tap the internet on the shoulder and say, "Look at this clusterfuck by Cracked.com, a "yuk,yuk comedy" site". Is this worth the outrage and hurt we feel? Or, is it time to apply Head On to our sore rectums and move on?"
I could go on, but I really don't care if some of you don't "get" it.
We do.
That's all that counts.
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Mack Leighty aka John Cheese Described With His Own Words.
The Man No Man Wants To Become
He's the one sitting by himself, sipping a mixed drink. He's wearing enough cologne that you can smell it outside the bar. If you subtract 15 years from the calendar, his clothes would be in style. The bartender knows his name and his drink without him saying a word. He's leaning against the bar like he hasn't a care in the world, gray hair bobbing slightly to music that you know for a fact he doesn't like. He's casually scanning the crowd, like a drunken Terminator, searching for any woman who's just the right level of buzzed. Drunk enough that her inhibitions are thinned, but not enough to pass out or vomit. He's hunting, and his eyes are on the girls your age. And it is creepy as hell.From "Reformed Douchebags" by John Cheese.
Pretty much says it all...
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